Mockery and Derision

I’m so tired of these slutty kindergarteners. It’s ridiculous. I can’t go anywhere these days, make a bank deposit, buy a coke, without kindergarteners asking me for sex. Lay off, you know? I’m not a machine here.

Sound accurate? No? That’s because it’s not true. In light of that, there’s not a single politician in America that favors sex education for students in kindergarten.

Tell that to McCain, who recently began running ads saying Senator Obama favors comprehensive sex education for kindergateners. Is this the guy you want around your family? The guy who wants to show 5 year old the blowjob?

McCain’s insane claim comes from a bill Senator Obama voted for in the Illinois state legislature reauthorizing funds for the next fiscal year for sex education programs ALREADY in place in Illinios public schools, grades k-12. Oh my God, that last sentence had a k in it! Guess how many programs Illinois had that weren’t in high school? 0! Guess how many new programs the bill allowed? 0!

I know, I know, Senator McCain served in Vietnam. That doesn’t make the guy not a sleaze-bag. It’s gotten so bad that Karl Rove…KARL ROVE…the guy who smeared McCain when he became a threat in 2000 as having a black baby out of wedlock, has said McCain has just gone too far.

“McCain has gone, in some of his ads, similarly gone one step too far in sort of attributing to Obama things that are, you know, beyond the 100% truth test.”-Karl Rove

“When Karl Rove says your campaign is dishonest, maybe its time to reevaluate.”-Democratic National Comittee

John McCain is a dishonest, lying hack. If we elect him the President of anything, we deserve what comes.

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