Mockery and Derision

Usually I talk politics. But I’m very unmotivated currently. Because Barack is kicking ass and taking names, I’m ironically less motivated. Which is something we all need to be warry of, lest we allow old man river into the White House on accident. But really, every day there’s some new poll, some new development that puts another state into play, makes the Obama Landslide scenario look more and more likely.

States that were, but are no longer, solid McCain: GA, MT, NC, WV, IN, ND, OH, FL, MO, AR. It’s craziness.

But it’s not enough. I want to put the final nail in the coffin on the McCain Parade of Horribles. Which is why the engineers on my staff are hard at work creating an army (about six) of robots. Their about six feet tall, and DON”T WORRY, they wont turn on us. All they’re programmed to say is “I’m a robot! I’m from the Obama campaign and I’m here to take your medicine! Also, I’m part Vietnamese! And Matlock is gay!”

That’s part one. They’ll show up at various McCain/ Palin rallies and terrify him so badly, he wont know what to do. Then, they turn to the crowd and two of the robots (they’re all male) start to kiss. That’ll terrify the crowd so badly they wont know what to do. That’s part two.

Part three hings on Sarah Palin’s reaction. Seeing gay robots kiss? SURELY that’s the final sign of the apocalypse. She’ll be so busy praying her gosh-darn small town America self into a corner she wont have any time to campaign.

And that’s how we make the electoral map look like this:

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