Mockery and Derision

After almost two years, it’ll finally be over tommorow. Obama will win. By a landslide. Which makes it wierd that he’s doing so well among Latinos, since you think they’d be ideologically opposed to landlsides.

On this wonderful election eve, I’d like to finally take the time to put the proverbial cart before the horse, and say some things from the heart.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHHHH!!! HOW DOES THAT FEEL REPUBLICANS?!?!?! THAT’S FOR TALKING TRASH EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF!!!!

Every day I deal with right wingers in their natural habitat of smugness. At work, at home, everywhere I go I seem to be surrounded by right wingers, with the exception being college. And of course school is almost worse, being solely populated by the thoughtless youth with their Morgan Freeman and their Music Television.

And every one of them loves to make me a target.

Listen: I hate talking politics. I really do. I don’t mind writing about it, but the reality is I’m a lot more informed than the average, and have spent a lot of time I should’ve been meeting girls thinking about these things. I’m smarter than you. I promise. So no, I don’t want to take your bait and talk politics with people too dumb to understand what I’m talking about.

So I hem and haw. I seem much less thought out, much less informed than I am, because I hate talking about it. And you all feel superior.

But guess what? Out of the 9 Republicans you ran for President, all of them sucked! You people are going to get monkeystomped, and all you can do is whine and complain and call Obama “the messiah”.

Please, keep going with that nickname. Because all that does is point out how our guy has…what do those pundits call it…SUPPORT? Is that it?

And like it or not, he’s going to be the 44th President of the United States. So just sit back and whine for the next four years while our foriegn policy gets smarter, our economy gets stronger, and our President doesn’t choke on snack food.

It’s going to be pretty fun. Just watch.

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